February 2012
6 posts
Can U stop talking!?
One day in an elevator at Pacific Place Jakarta, 2 girls, age about 20, asians, sexy dressed-both of them and excessive makeup, took the same elevator with me while they were in conversation (in english fluent-sounded accent). Let's just call them Betty and Boop
Betty: Hey, you know.. I was like.. you know.. it's like.. it's like.. (kinda speechless or something)
Boop: hmm yeahh okay.. (seemed so bored to death listening to Betty's story)
Betty: Yeahh you, know.. It's like.. it's like.. uh..
Boop: (pls-I-don't-even-want-to-hear-you-breath face).. umh okay.. (UHH COME ON elevator, quickerr... get me out of here..)
During the conversation, Betty's just saying these words--> "Hey", "You", "Know", "It's like", "Lyk.." with a bitchy accent. (berasa gaul kali ya)
Until finally they're arriving to their desired floor-- then the door opened.. and..
Boop: Betty! can you stop talking... (leaving her 'slammed'-face friend behind..)
I turned my body to the glass facing the mall's atrium and laughed in silent. Poor you, Betty.
December 2011
5 posts
Aktivis kampus tuh harusnya kaya gini!!
Gema: Jangan kaget ya dil kalo bsk gw udah gak assalamualaikum lg kalo ketemu
Adila: Iya
Adila: Eh?
Adila: Maksud lo?
Adila: Ntar lo mau bilang apa kalo ketemu? Lekumkumbang?
Gema: -__-‘
Gema: gw akan nyapa lo pake salam ganesha
Adila: hahaha
Gema: Soalnya gw jam segini (11malem) msh di kampus dong dateng forsil
Gema: Aktivis banget gak tuh gue?
Adila: Hahaha serius hahaha
Adila: Sekalian aja ntar lo mandi jangan di kos lo lagi gem
Adila: Lo mandinya di air mancur intel aja biar semua orang tau tingkat keaktifisan lo di kampus
Gema: gw naik haji di itb aja
Gema: tar gw muterin intel 7x
Gema: Naik hajinya aktivis tuh..
Adila: Haha gila lo emg
Adila: Kalo orang solat ngarah ke ka’bah
Adila: lo solatnya ke patung ganesha
Adila: kalo orang baca alfatihah, lo baca salam ganesha
Adila: Kalo orang nyanyi shalawatm lo nyanyi ‘kampusku rumahku, kampusku kebebasanku’
Gema: hahahahahanjir. Taro di tumblr dong plis
Adila: haha lo aja gemss..
Adila: Ini kalo ditaro di tumblr harus di ketik ulang ya?
Gema: Lah bukane bb bisa ngesave chat ya?
Gema: Hp gue gakbisa dilzz
Adila: Cepet lo skrg sembah solat di depan patung ganesha gem, siapa tau ada bb turun buat lo jadi lo bs save chat kita haha
Gema: ALLAHUAKBAR!! Cepat dil lo ucapkan syahadat! Atau gue usir lo dr kampung kita!! #edisisinetronhidayah
Gema: #bawaobor
Gema: #teriak2 ‘pak haji! Bu haji! Usir adila dari kampung kitaaa’ #berbondong2ibu2dasteranamapakhajipakesorban #taklupaobornya
Adila: hahaha
Adila: Apa lo mau semprot gue pake aer intel? *ceritanya air intel kaya air zam2 gitu bisa ngusir setan. Haha
Adila: Tenang gue masih punya behel asmaul husna
Adila: Dengan kekuatan behel akan menghukummu!!
Adila: Chuw chuw chuw!! *suara tembakan laser gitu, buat nembakin behel gue ke pak haji sorban sama ibu2 daster
Gema: Oh.. behel lo yang masing2 bracket ada tulisan nama-nama Allah ya? Gigi lo ada 99? Tu gigi ape biji pete cina..
Adila: haha br baca gw. Gila lo ya gigi gue disamain ama pete cina, gigi gw putih woy bukan ijo
YuniSiWanitaMuslimah
Yunie_PL072: Gemcaaaak
Yunie_PL072: Assalamualaikum
Yunie_PL072: ikut TRADISI KMMP ya tgl 19-20 des di maribaya
GemaGantengSekale: lekum kum kumbang kumbang di taman
Yunie_PL072: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yunie_PL072: pojokan ada ga disana?
GemaGantengSekale: :))
GemaGantengSekale: adanya po-nija
Yunie_PL072: jawab salam gue
Yunie_PL072: ahahahah
GemaGantengSekale: alaikum salam
Yunie_PL072: nnnaaaaah gitu dooong
Yunie_PL072: dimane lo?
Yunie_PL072: d HMP?
GemaGantengSekale: di kocan
Yunie_PL072: lah ko ada po nija
GemaGantengSekale: lo tadi lagi dimana lo?
GemaGantengSekale: ya kan po-nija di plesiran
Yunie_PL072: lah
Yunie_PL072: -______-
Yunie_PL072: "
GemaGantengSekale: se-suku lah guaa. suku plesiran-sapiens
Yunie_PL072: gue mah ada d asrama
GemaGantengSekale: tadi pas gue telpon?
Yunie_PL072: GA DAPET jugaaaaaaaa
GemaGantengSekale: di asrama?
Yunie_PL072: -_________________-"
GemaGantengSekale: yah kurangin dehh harganyaa..
Yunie_PL072: pojokan penuh ya?
Yunie_PL072: loncat ke sungai?
GemaGantengSekale: =)) loncat ke sungai
GemaGantengSekale: yahh ga bisa murah lagi?
Yunie_PL072: gabisa
Yunie_PL072: udah pas bang dr sononya
Yunie_PL072: ga ngambil untung gede ko saya
Yunie_PL072: so how?
GemaGantengSekale: yaudah
GemaGantengSekale: liat2 dulu yaa
Yunie_PL072: bisa kan ikut TRADISI KMMP tgl 19-20 des ini
GemaGantengSekale: itu acara apa sih?
Yunie_PL072: boleeeeh kakaaaaaaak
Yunie_PL072: KMMP
GemaGantengSekale: gue mau di urapi ya?
GemaGantengSekale: YEGUATAU ITU KMMP
GemaGantengSekale: tapi ngapain?
Yunie_PL072: eh gue sholat isya dulu ya ke mesjid
GemaGantengSekale: mau bikin disko islami?
Yunie_PL072: enntra gue jelasin
GemaGantengSekale: atau mau apa?
Yunie_PL072: iya entaaaaaar
GemaGantengSekale: oke
Yunie_PL072: Daah
Yunie_PL072: Assalamualaikum
Yunie_PL072: jgn off dulu
GemaGantengSekale: daah
GemaGantengSekale: lekumbang
GemaGantengSekale: alaikumsalam
STOP DUKUNG KOMODO !!!!
bestobesto:
Badan PBB Unesco akan menetapkan belalang dan kupu-kupu di Indonesia masuk dalam 7 keajaiban dunia setelah PBB menerima kiriman lagu “POK AME-AME”
Unesco baru tahu bahwa belalang & kupu-kupu Indonesia sangat ajaib karena…..
Siang makan nasi kalo malam minum susu ~
o_O
……..
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
2 posts
WatchSumpe gue lagi random bosen banget di Studio, dan ini keren banget crawling text openingnya Star Wars. #terharu
June 2011
4 posts
awsome
this is so awesome!!! OMG
“Every second is a lifetime, and every minute more brings you closer to god..”
– Better Than Love - Hurts.
“RT @hanalyasa: gunung juga g kemana2, tapi ga bakalan dateng sendiri klo ga lu...”
– Mental destroyer. Ergh.
“@gemasatria: Jodoh gak kemana. Jangan desperate gak punya pacar.”
– My tweet after knowing that tukang kacang ijo and tukang pecel in my neighborhood got married.
May 2011
8 posts
“Kalo gak Kiasu gak survive bro..”
– Rahardi Ulinnuha Pradhana, my old friend who is now living in Singapore for NUS.
umm..
beruntung yah orang yang sering disambangi keluarga tercintanya ke Bandung.. justsayin anyway.
The Center Community
*edited on 260411 coz i think mr steve’s and ms jane’s photo is way tooo big
This is Pak Steve and Ibu Jane. (read my previous post “God is big. We only need to pray)
You can go check his facebook profile here http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000282294502.
You’ll be surprised since you’ll find his name Steve Kartono. Want to know why? It is because his...
“May the fourth be with you..”
– Star Wars fans all over the world
April 2011
12 posts
God is big. We only need to pray.
This semester, I am so lucky to have a lecture in my college titled PL3### Community Development. We got this assignment to identify a community in Bandung, report it to the class and my team chose The Center English Club located in jalan Setiabudi, Bandung.
The Center is a community, initiated by 8 foreigner (read: bule) 9 years ago after a radio show which was brought in english had made its...
rimited asked: seru abis si kotak2 musik itu. mahakeren.
Watchadesutiswan:
mandaflewaway:
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
keren
cool
This is cool! Try it! Click those small rectangles and see what happens. Super awesome 2050!
WatchOh.My.God.
This video is awesome to death. I wish I could get acquainted to this boy Embi, and he would want to teach us how to make such a good video like this.
Good job.
embilr:
MERANGKUM JAKARTA
Jakarta (English pronunciation: /dʒəˈkɑrtə/;[5]), (formerly Batavia and officially the Special Capital Territory of Jakarta), is the capital and largest city of Indonesia. Located on the...
Super Yumm Homemade Tuna Sandwich Recipe
This is a very nice recipe I invented today (actually this is very common mpfhaha). Don’t ever think about knotty recipe because this is actually an old-fashioned tuna sandwich which is simple and quick to make.
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the ingredients you need are only those as you can see in the picture.
1. Mayonnaise, I use Euro Gourmet Mayo. Since I love spicy foods, then I bought the Hot Spicy one.
2....
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
3 posts
“Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a ferrari,
But that don’t mean...”
– Cee Lo Green
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